Me: Gracie, what did you do in preschool today?
G: I watched a boy pee.
Me: WHAT?
G: I was watching David go pee.
Me: Why?
G: He hadda go potty.
Me: (at a loss for words, I believe I just made some sort of a grunting noise)
G: He has a different kinda butt.
Me: You saw his butt?
G: Yeah. It's different.
Me: ugh. And what were you doing?
G: Washing my hands.
Me: Hmm.
G: He can stand up and squirt the pee!
Me: Oh my.
G: It was so totally awesome!
3 comments:
HAHAHA!!!! I laughed out loud when I read this!! Haha! She is too funny!
bwaaahahaha
Oh my. In fairness, I learned that sort of thing from my little brother. :)
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