Me: Gracie, what did you do in preschool today?
G: I watched a boy pee.
G: I was watching David go pee.
G: He hadda go potty.
Me: (at a loss for words, I believe I just made some sort of a grunting noise)
G: He has a different kinda butt.
Me: You saw his butt?
G: Yeah. It's different.
Me: ugh. And what were you doing?
G: Washing my hands.
G: He can stand up and squirt the pee!
Me: Oh my.
G: It was so totally awesome!