Monday, September 29, 2008

Eviction Notice!

Little Miss Elizabeth August Schumacher aka Baby Libby, Tenant, is hereby notified that she has 5 DAYS in which she can either gather her belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day, FRIDAY OCTOBER 3RD, at which time she will be physically removed from the property. Miss Schumacher is being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the front of the house, within reasonable limits, were previously discussed by tenant and management. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but unapproved additions to the back of the house were also made. Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. Due to property damage, there and now leaks in both the upper and lower levels of the home. Any further problems will result in immediate and forceful removal.


Disclaimer: This eviction notice was discovered online and modified to fit - the original author is unknown, but suspected to be a file clerk at the county courthouse.


Wolfpak5 said...

Here I thought we were all going to be eating cake today. You are either going to get an anniversary present, or Bonnie is going have a birthday niece.

Kate said...

Here's hoping Baby Libby gets her bum in gear ASAP. =)

Michelle said...

Oh that's too funny! I love the eviction notice!

So if she's born in October, does her middle name change from August to October?... My gram did have to exchange a Scorpio yard sign for me for a Saggitarius one when I was born. How depressing!

Good luck!

Alicia said...

Hey Mary!! I hope that you are hanging in there alright. What a stubborn one you have this time. Not good for later!! To each their own right?!?! I am so sorry and am counting down the days with you. She better be good to her momma when she gets here!

desirae said...

I am cracking up... It was the leaking part that did it.. (I think pepsi came out my nose...) Man if she's this unwilling to move out of your womb, just think how it's going to be in 18 years..

Shelley said...

That'll show the little stinker. Out! I keep coming here hoping for a birthday notice, but loved the eviction notice. :)